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why is dat indian nigga from da liquor store always starin at me when i go up in there to buy some alize? then when i give him 3 peanut butter balls and a half a bag of carrot shavings he's on some "sorry we don't accept that. cash only" shit?

that's messed up
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    hit em up 2 pac

murda wuz da case dat they gave mE!

Nah, fa real tho, I blew up this phone booth. I went 2 visit dantes ass in da hospital cuz his face is still hurtin from bein shot at n shit (he the new 50 cent) but i was high as a muthafuccin KITE and decided to be on sum dumb shit n blow this phone booth up.

whateva, i got da explosives off this homeless dood in da park. he wuz wearin trash bags n talkin bout communists, soundin like jennifer. she alwayz talkin bout communists. i swear dat bitch is gonna end up homeless in da streets wearin trash bags

spare sum change? spare sum pantz?



oh n fo da new people who wanna be addin me n shit, ya'll better be hot bitches or else i aint addin back, ight?

guess whos back

If you guessed lee then yes you're correct. Where do I begin? Well for starters, Larry the gangsta thug who took over my apartment is gone! He was arrested for trying to blow up a phone booth. I had my baby and everything is fine now. Well, not everything. My cage is a mess! Larry treated it like a pussy pad, and that's what it smells like! He has red bedding..red! It's just so...so... 1970s. I talked to him before he was taken to jail. He didn't go into the entire story about him trying to blow up the phone booth(I swear he's such an imbecile) but he did mention that he was trying to grow an afro. He's going to jail and he's worrying about his hair style?

Well, it's back to life as a pathetic little hamster. Stuck in a cage. Cest la vie

pissed

What the fuck....all this biatches messaging me @ aim....just cuz I live a fucking shout out...or a message....I didn't fucking tell them to holla back @ me....grrrr...fucking desperados....I'm tired of them asking do u have a pic.....fuck fuck shit fuck....I don't have any pic gad dang it...so leave me the fuck alone....if you wanna see how I look get to know me better....then I will think about it...and plus I aint that good looking....so fuck off whaktro...and all this muther fuckers....arrrgh....asian ppl acting like they are black and shit...saying the N**** word.....what the fuck...you aint black....face it....and grrr....ppl just piss the shit out fo me......they fuckin tell all this girls..."damn you so fine can I fuck you"....what kinda shit is that....fuck all thos fools they they're hardcore....when someone pulls a gun in their face they weep like fuckers....piece of shit cocksucks.....

why eeverytime

donte call my ass he gotta be drunk out his mind. i mean i understand hes in pain cuz he just took some bullets to the face but on da real-thats not even right. nigga stop callin me drunk as hell talkin about some soap commercial

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new flo

i just took a shit on my bed
it melted and sum got on my dick head
i kno my face gonna feel real tight
when i fuck this ho name keisha 2nite
cuz shes gonna suck this dick
and taste my hamster shit


werd that ones goin 2 sony
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    accomplished accomplished

AYO MUH NIGGAS CHECK OUT DIS BOMBIN SURVEY

LIFE
1)What keeps you going? What motivates you to "not give up" ? (in life): Bitchez n ho's , dro's n clothes n 24 fo's
2)What do you find more satisfying, movies or books?: None. i'd take sum head tho
3)If you could be in any profession, what would it be?: A pimp cuz i'd have my pick of the fine hos n still get paid wut now
4)What profession would you NEVER take part in, no matter how great the money?: work @ burger king
5)When you meet God at the pearly white gates, what would you like him to say to you?(let's just pretend God does exhist and it's a man, for fun?): he'd say "nigga i is proud of u. werd we got sum fine ass hos waitin fo' yo ass"

RANDOM, YES RANDOM MY FRIENDS.
6)What's your favorite curse word?: suckmydickbitch
7)Favorite sound?: my cum hittin her face n the sound of food in muh dish
8)Least favorite sound?: next door neighbors blastin country music
9)Scared of death? wish for an early death?Don't think about it?: i ant never scared
10)Comedy, Horror, Romance, Sci-fi? Pick your fav: yo why aint u put "hamster porn"? dats my answer, babay babay!

SECRETS. SHH...=)
11)Every have any sick/dirty thoughts that you would never tell a soul?: yes this wun time when i woke up drunk in mexico with sum white bitch in my this cage that wasnt even mine, i stuck it in her ass n bounced
12)Done something you're ashamed about? it's ok, you can tell me!: aint no shame in dis playas game
13)Is it ok to tell lies? Even if they're only little white ones?: u can lie so long as its da truth. ya know
14)Guilty Pleasures?: runnin on muh hamster wheel so i can lose da extra fat in my thighs
15)A nasty habit of yours is: takin a big fat shit in muh cage n lettin it melt onto my beddin
ISM'S YOUR THOUGHTS?
16)Sexism: yo sex is good
17)Racism: damn honkey white muthafuccas
18)Criticism: huh whats that mean
19Alcoholism: drink till i die, spill a 40 on da sidewalk fo muh homeboy donell
20)Rankism(Yes, it's a word. Means judging someone due to their social status): dood u is jus makin up werds now, wtf?
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    real hos get down on the flo'

yo

dante got shot in the face! i was all "dam nigga they shot you in tha face". he still alive tho. i was laughing my ass off at his dumb tail. he was drivin down to brooklyn park, a white trash neighborhood n some white bitch popped a cap in his GRILL. im like YO u wuz posed to score me sum weed down there not get shot in the face.dante always on sum dumb shit. then i got his bitch callin me sayin its my fault n i should have neva been born. bitch got issuess

n wussup wit my neighbors playin sum gay ass country music? dont they know that dre n snoop dogg r tha only real niggas? garth brook aint a real nigga he just a punk. he remind me of dante. awww snap! pick yo face up dante if u readin dis. prolly aint tho since he got shot in the face. two burns in a row hahahah . fake ass bobby brown aint even got a skinny herion addict bitch. dood im so high

yo did ya'll hear about this? wtf

aight so check it, this white boy group remakes a dre classic? i was drivin in my amigo when i heard this shit

[Dr. Dre]
Hey yo, remember that shit Eazy did a while back
Motherfuckers said it wasn't gonna work (word)
That crazy shit, yeah the stupid shit
Hey yo Eazy! (Yo!)
Hey man why don't you come off the piano for a minute
and bust this crazy shit

[Eazy-E]
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begin
Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin new shit by NWA
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this:

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that GTA

*chorus*

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit

[Eazy-E]
Down on B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on freebase
The boy JB was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my Alpine
Chased him up the street to call a truce
The silly motherfucker pull out a deuce-deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, LA Times first page

*chorus*

[Eazy-E]
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, makin that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his whole ass out

*chorus*

[Eazy-E]
I'm rollin hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the six-fo' round the telephone poll
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin home and I see the G ride
Now Ket is drivin Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Ket got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin his Guess
Now G is cut for doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll do some time

*chorus*

[Eazy-E]
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the county jail
Two days later in municiple court
Kilo G on trial straight cold cut a fork
Distruption of a court, said the judge
On a six year sentence my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder
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    yo

i wuz sleepin

peaceful sound sleep, i dont kno what that shyt means anymore. got home from a party last night round 2 n pass out on muh excersize wheel, dood i wake up 2 hours later to the sound of some punk ass dog barking. people need to shut their bitches up for serious

n where dante at? said he wuld come by to drop off my buttermilk biscuit mom made. im hungry

oh n it hurts when i piss:(
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    yung niggas on the block throwin up gang signs